Cat’s Eye B+
Would you like to see a cat fight a troll? And James Woods fight addiction? AND Ted Striker fight a pigeon? AND Drew Barrymore fight the changes in her growing pre-teen body?
Well then have I got a movie for you. It’s three three three movies in one and it’s all made from Stephen King’s short stories.
The first story is about James Woods trying to quit smoking and is really good. Remember when he tried to quit doing blow in The Boost? Well he’s even worse here. I don’t want to spoil anything so I’ll just tell you what this story has going for it:
* James Woods yelling
* James Woods being scared
* James Woods giving a doll to a retard
* James Woods desperate for ice cream
* Animal torture
* Person Torture
* James Woods telling a guy to shove it up his ass
* A mob guy
* Funny music during both types of torture
* A guy named “Junk” making out in a convertible (with a girl!)
* A disfigured person.
* James Woods begging for mercy.
How can you not want to watch that?
The second story is about Ted Striker from Airplane trying to steal this guy’s wife. The guy is a gangster, though, and wants to make a dangerous scary bet with Ted Striker to see who wins the wife. I can’t say no more without spoilers, but let me tell you that the gangster is played by that guy who wanted to slip it to Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie. He’s scary here too.
This movie also has Drew Barrymore at an awkward stage. Not only was she becoming a woman, it’s obvious that her off-camera lifestyle was catching up with her. She looks real tired and she’s all bloated and puffy-kind of like John Bonham right before he died.
There’s this troll who lives in her wall that wants to sit on her chest while she’s sleeping and suck her breath out of her mouth.
So this cat has to save her.
Personally, I think the troll represents adult sexuality and he’s trying to suck her out of her child’s life into the sex-drenched hell of adulthood.
Which is why she grabs and hugs her “cat” so much. She wants to protect it and it in turn protects her.
So it’s really about female empowerment. So show this to your daughters so they don’t go out banging too much. And your sons can watch it too and they might not start smoking.